Lawn Care Mafia – Respect the Edges Tee 🌿 Funny Grass Dad & Mafia Lover Shirt

Step aside amateurs..The Lawn Care Mafia has arrived! This hilarious parody tee blends old-school mob boss vibes with your weekend lawn domination ritual. Featuring a vintage-style design with suited “lawn care enforcers” and the bold slogan “Respect the Edges,” it’s perfect for proud lawn lovers, meticulous edge trimmers, and anyone with a passion for pristine grass… and a good laugh.

🌟 Features

• Ultra-soft comfort: 100% ring-spun cotton for solids; heather blends offer breathable softness

• Lightweight yet durable: 4.5 oz/sq yd fabric ideal for mowing, relaxing, or backyard hangs

• Classic fit & crew neckline: Stylish, versatile, and flattering for all shapes

• Tear-away label & ribbed collar: Designed for itch-free, long-lasting comfort

• Sizes S–3XL & Color Options: Black, Forest Green, Graphite Heather, Navy, Heather Cardinal

• Eco-friendly production: Made with ethically sourced US cotton under sustainable practices

🎯 Why You Should Buy

• Hilarious Mafia Parody: Perfect for fans of mob movies AND manicured lawns

• Grass Dad Approved: Flaunt your turf pride at BBQs, hardware stores, or Sunday mow sessions

• Unique Gift Idea: Ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just treating yourself

• Talk-of-the-Neighborhood Tee: Get compliments, laughs, and probably a few jealous glances from the neighbors

❓ FAQs

Q: Is the shirt true to size?
A: Yes! Classic unisex fit—order your usual size for a standard fit or size up for a relaxed feel.

Q: Which colors are available?
A: Black, Forest Green, Graphite Heather, Navy, and Heather Cardinal—all sizes S–3XL.

Q: How do I wash it?
A: Machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low. Avoid ironing directly on the print for maximum design life.

Q: Is this just for lawn care pros?
A: Nope! It’s for anyone who loves a good lawn, mafia humor, or both—weekend warriors, DIYers, or just fans of funny tees.